You may be wondering to yourself what this is all about. This initial bloglette will let you know just that.
As we all know, fat girls are probably the most bitter, malcontented faction of humanity currently in existence. Don't pretend it's not true. Fat girls never look happy. They look angry and most of all they look hungry.
I know this from experience. Yes, indeed, I am a fat girl. I mean, I'm not some big nasty waterbuffalo or anything, but I'm no Calista Flockhart. I'll just say that I can definitely get down on some fats and carbs.
So basically I was inspired today while looking at some angry, Jabba lookin' motha' and decided to write this blog. I'll begin the actual postings tomorrow... But this is my new mission.
This is kind of awesome. And by kind of I mean extremely, of course.
ReplyDeleteKate you are hilarious. I laughed so hard at the "and most of all they look hungry" line as well as the Jabba hahaha. I will be reading.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to find a way to make "angry" mean "hungry." Maybe combining the two...hangry?
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